Congratulations

Congratulations

Summary: A message to congratulate...but not for the reasons you think



Congratulations, you reached your goal. You achieved your dream
You got a first class honour in your funky degree. Good on you.
The family can worship and praise you like you should
Congratulations you got married, you settled down, gave your parents some cute grandkids
Your wedding was a success. You showered your millions of guests with your love.

Congratulations, you walked down the aisle before grumpy old me did
Now you can consider yourself mature and independent
You got what you wanted
You got a roof over your head
You're healthy, you're happy, you have someone who won't run away

Congratulations, you got your famous A-lister star to notice you
You even kissed them on the cheek
You're so exotic and pretty of course they'd choose you over a hobo
Congratulations, you got the job you want because you have your connections
You bribed your way and ambition drove you to succeed
You were favoured among the big directors who lusted after you in secret
Congratulations, you beat me to the finish line
You cheated your way to gold and nobody knows except me

Congratulations, you won in life
Congratulations, I've died in life